rebel6:

by Teagan White


methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

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embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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catallenas:

kuueater:

doitsundere:

lionessjenna:

doitsundere:

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sure little guy

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nO

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lilaira:

ocelotcommander:

daftcake:

omg did u see that ghost

When I saw that and thought it can’t get better

it did

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cumber-b:

natureisthecult:

breatheghost:

unimpressedcats:

when your leg turns against you

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. OMFG.

this is 500% of what’s wrong with my life

i just love the disbelief in the cat’s eyes over the fact that her own leg is kicking the shit out of her



  • mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me: fire cannot kill a dragon

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1nd2rd3st:

An evening wouldn’t be complete without it!

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fyeahherminald:

I DON’T EVEN CARE IF I’VE REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE

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fghtffyrdmnsx:

wingardiumlevitoaster:


lamiroirr:

deer-kin:

wingardiumlevitoaster:

whyisyourtattooupsidedown:

wingardiumlevitoaster:

My first tattoo. Done by inkslinger666

I hope they’re a relative and not your partner because you actually got your date tattooed on you?? as your first tattoo???

Nooooo I’m gay she’s my best friend. I told her that I’m gay on 12-11-12

LOL WHAT

Why would she need a reminder….?

it just means something special to me and her


You actually don’t need to explain why you got your tattoo to anyone. It’s on your body and as long as you like it that’s all that matters. It’s nice you have something that special that you can share with someone :)

Thank you for that :3
lamiroirr:

deer-kin:

wingardiumlevitoaster:

whyisyourtattooupsidedown:

wingardiumlevitoaster:

My first tattoo. Done by inkslinger666

I hope they’re a relative and not your partner because you actually got your date tattooed on you?? as your first tattoo???

Nooooo I’m gay she’s my best friend. I told her that I’m gay on 12-11-12

LOL WHAT

Why would she need a reminder….?

it just means something special to me and her