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drxgonfly:

213 - Reflection (by Sera.D.)
pulmoes:

I never read something so disrespectful in my whole life, how can you compare this shitty band with pussycat dolls? gross


egberts:

"hey you have a zit on your-" YES. THANK YOU. I AM AWARE. I AM FULLY AWARE OF MY ACNE AND WHERE IT IS LOCATED. ALL YOU’VE DONE BY POINTING IT OUT IS HUMILIATE ME. THANKS. THANK YOU. THANKS A LOT.

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wolveshowls:

grobanite4lifegeronimo:

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tastefullyoffensive:

[theodd1sout]

Rebloging for the last 2 panels

Perfect.

accurate

Reblogging this for the last two panels

I DIDN’T SEE THAT COMING, OHMYGOD

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rnagicschoolbussy:

So my grandmother got a Facebook recently and on her profile it says she “Works at Grandmother”

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BUT THEN IF YOU CLICK ON THE LINK THIS SHOWS UP

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WHAT IS THIS I CAN’T BREATHE

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supan-va:

Yooooo.

flaming-flaming0 asked: May I ask, What's the importance of your tattoo's date?

It’s cool :3 im gonna publish this in case anyone else wants to know

Its the date that I told my best friend Rainey that I’m gay :3

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poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

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My first tattoo. Done by inkslinger666

propertidy:

Where are you? And im so sorry. I cannot sleep, i cannot dream tonight.

We can live like Jack and Sally

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So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.

werewolfchaos:

swiggityswagkarkatsafag:

the—apothecary:

jessicarabbit:

tenr0se:

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Dirt

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Funeral Home

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Weed

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Grass

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Holy Water

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Laundromat

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Leather

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New Zealand 

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Play-Doh 

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Wet Garden

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Tomato

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Suntan Lotion

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Sex on the Beach

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Riding Crop

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Soap

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And Finally, Swimming Pool

"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"

I’ve wanted my whole life to smell like New Zealand

I lost it at Tomado. 

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